Monday its always a big deal for many of us, so let's start the week with some funny news!
A porn actress went wrong this Friday to try to break the world record of oral sex, in Hamburg, Germany. She wanted to do oral sex with 200 men, but after 50 minutes, fell ill and was forced to abandon the attempt.
A thief in the 26 years old called the Dutch police to release him after he got locked in a school when he was trying to steal.
A man in Taiwan bought a DVD porn and ended up discovering the treachery of his wife. The film was secretly recorded in a motel where his wife had sex with a friend of her husband.
Japan beat the record for the largest film orgy, 500 people, 250 women and 250 men having sex in the sametime in the same room.The small party is already on DVD. (Jesus,I don´t want to even think about the funny Japanese sounds during the sex...hehehhehe)
A clown was convicted by Paraguayan court to entertain every Saturday, over two years, residents of two homes for the elderly, after being found guilty of attempted theft. (now he became really funny)
A Cuban guy lost 3 fingers in an accident some years ago. But was unable to obtain the American citizenship because he could not provide all the fingerprints. (this one was not funny)
British couple was sentenced by the courts for having noisy sex and disturb neighbors. (Yeeehaaaaaaa)
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